Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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