hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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