It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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