I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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