True but thats because hes a fetus.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
