the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize
