I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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