He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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