Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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