youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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