awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
