is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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