Dual....:-)
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
Randomize
