Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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