3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
only if we run a train.
done.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
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