If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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