what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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