Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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