No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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