Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just high enough for therapy.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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