I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
