real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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