HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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