I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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