ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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