i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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