Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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