I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
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