Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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