I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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