i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
