my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Randomize
