So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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