dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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