Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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