i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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