Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
