You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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