haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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