operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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