I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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