I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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