White coat. Heels.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
