I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
a search helicopter?!
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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