around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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