and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I think I just sharted jello shots
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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