she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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