I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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