haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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