ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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