i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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